"Get Somewhere and Sit Down" The energy is too high, the noise is too loud, and something is about to get broken. This shirt is the universal signal to calm all the way down.
Our classic tees are a soft 4.3 oz. combed ring-spun cotton/poly blend with a relaxed, true-to-size fit.
Size
Chest (in)
Body Length (in)
XS
35
27
S
38
28
M
41
29
L
44
30
XL
48
31
2XL
52
32
3XL
56
33
4XL
60
34
Chest is measured around the fullest part of the garment. Body length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. For a relaxed fit, choose your true size; for an oversized fit, size up.
Printed for you. Ships in 5 business days. $7.25 shipping, free over $70.
"Get Somewhere and Sit Down" The energy is too high, the noise is too loud, and something is about to get broken. This shirt is the universal signal to calm all the way down.
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